Snowcumentary

This is my life. This is my life on snow. The corny puns are just beginning, folks.

This is why we get the mail every week as opposed to every day.

The stop signs are invisible. Sad. The speed bumps have eroded. Happy!

This snow monster has been inserted for dramatic effect.

I would now like to lodge a complaint with the creators of Dawson's Creek. They informed me that living where I live would look like this. Or this. Or this (I don't need the teenyboppers, I just need the sun).

I am going to pretend I wasn't aware that the show was shot in North Carolina, because I don't wanna wait for this winter to be over.

That is all.