"I enjoy having a lot of cereal bars in the same way squirrels like having a lot of acorns for winter."

Please let me introduce you to my better half:

After serious consideration, I have decided that, for everyone's benefit, he will be making occasional guest appearances on the blog to highlight our culinary prowess as a couple.

Be ready to be wowed by our joint domesticity and refined taste in all things munchable.

For instance:

Or Perhaps:

 

But usually more like:

 Weekly archives will be posted under Sunrises, Sunsets and then "Things Matt Says About Food (2014)."

Thank you and good weekend!